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Tuesday, 29 September 2009

  • Overall Run Hike

    I went on an eight mile hike this past Saturday. I may not have been the fastest, but I did finish.


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    The view once I finally reached the top.

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    Well worth all the struggle.

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    God's handiwork is amazing!

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    My favorite by far!

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    Those rocks were slippery on the descent in the rain.

Tuesday, 18 August 2009

  • I'd like some allergies with a side of more allergies

    So I have been out of the hospital for about a month now. I've been to the asthma/allergy specialist, PCP, or dentist every week since I've been out. I double scheduled myself today and saw both the specialist and PCP. Between them both, I was poked 62 times.

    Yes, there is reason for all the poking. I had an allergy test done today. Of the 62 pokes, 61 came from the testing. Of the 50 allergens they test for, I was allergic to 41 of them. I am highly allergic to trees, grasses, animals/mites/insect and moderately allergic to weeds and molds. Of the nine allergens I wasn't allergic to, there were two weeds and seven molds. This was one of those scratch tests where they poke with a small needle and some of the allergen solution.

    What you don't expect to hear is the nurse saying the following types of statements when she walks in 15 minutes later to check on you:

    "Oh, my!"
    "Wow!"
    "I haven't seen someone that allergic in a long time!"
    "Oh, my lands!"

    Yeah, all from one nurse.

    The doctor came in and told me that I won a prize for being the most allergic person all month. And what's my prize? Weekly allergy shots for the next six months. Oh, joy!* (*Read with sarcasm.)

    They were all amazed at the level of allergic reaction to (drum roll, please) guinea pigs. Apparently, I am more allergic to them than cats.

    Now, I have to leave school early on either Thursdays or Fridays to get the shots. I even have a doctor's note to do so. It's all right with the administration at school, but I still have to let my supervisor know. I may see him tomorrow to tell him about it.

    When I was at the PCP, I received a Tdap shot (whooping cough/tetanus booster). That wasn't the main reason for me being there, but we'll see if it helps this school year. I still have to have some more blood work done to see about the high blood pressure and dizzy spells. The doctor want me to have a CBC, thyroid, and other things checked. Hopefully that will explain some the other things.

    Other than that, I haven't used my inhaler since getting out of the hospital. I can't remember not ever using this long. Feels good!

Monday, 13 April 2009

Saturday, 10 January 2009

  • Judas Asparagus

    Someone read this in a baby shower devotional. I thought it was great and wanted to share. :)

    Judas Asparagus

    (A child was told to write a book report on the entire Bible.)

    Through the eyes of a child. Children's Bible in a Nutshell.
    In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas.
    The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did. Then God made the world.
    He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet. Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden.? Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars.
    Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel. Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.
    One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham.
    Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check.
    After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than His brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat.
    Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people.
    These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable. God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti. Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. These include don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor's stuff. Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: humor thy father and thy mother.
    One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town.
    After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines.
    My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn't sound very wise to me.
    After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets. One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed upon the shore.
    There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them.
    After the Old Testament came the New Testament.
    Jesus is the star of The New Testament. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. (I wish I had been born in a barn, too, because my mom is always saying to me, 'Close the door! Were you born in a barn?' It would be nice to say, 'As a matter of fact, I was.')
    During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Democrats. Jesus also had twelve opossums. The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.
    Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount. But the Democrats and all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead.
    Any ways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum. His return is foretold in the book of Revolution.

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  • I am a sinner saved by grace. Saved, separated, and sanctified through the Lord Jesus Christ. I am a Bible college graduate (elementary education). I work as a 4th grade teacher in a private Christian school. Life is great because God is in it! Psa 61:2 is an awesome verse...check it out.